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Blake Stuck

Just a dude farting around on the internet.

Published Work

I’m Going to Replace My Hands With Hammers, so Help Me God

Published on McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

I’m Going to Replace My Hands With Hammers, so Help Me God

Read Aloud live by Rick Holmes at the UCB-theatre in Los Angeles for the Reading Aloud Podcast.

Photography

A John Deere pulls a big teal thing behind it on a wide open Edgewater Beach in Cleveland Ohio. The sun has just come up so the big tree on the beach behind it is showered in gold light.
A speedboat zooms by in front of a lighthouse and a bunch of sailboats in the background. In the foreground is this weird kinda rusty red fence and the top of a trash can.
A very early morning/dark shot of the Coast Guard building at Wendy Park in Cleveland Ohio. In the foreground are a couple of rented bicycles that someone has left on the boardwalk, right in front of a lighthouse that is in the background.

Photography Collections

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Blake Stuck

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